Jake, you suck.

Alright, so please allow me to introduce the newest addition to the wonder that is Random-Osity, Jake "Not Jacob" Harrington. This sixteen year old high school senior, who goes to school at Tennyson with Gina, is extended the welcomingist of welcomes from the folks here at Random-Osity. Jake would like everyone to know that the fact that he is the only [count 'em] male does not in any way diminish his masculinity. In fact, "It only magnifies it," says Jake, who enjoys, among other things, "Long walks on the beach [and] oysters."

Okay, so those were total misquotes. Anyway, Jake's got a lot to offer when it comes to rants and such, plus he'd break up the monotany that sometimes exists when the majority of the posts are done by Gina and myself. So yes, that's all. Have at it, Jake.