Please, for the love of God and sonny Jesus...SOMEONE, ANYONE go with me to Saves the Day. There aren't even any qualifications for going with me, just as long as I know you from Eve [religious reference count = 3.] I am, clearly, DESPERATE. Hell, I'd even take Jake with me and endur endless 'this music sucks' comments.

That's saying something.
Here's hoping I don't have to go alone.